Monday, 21 December 2015

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Firstly i want to say a very happy and prosperous merry Christmas to all of you.Christmas is the biggest festival in all over the world.Christmas is considered as the birthday of Jesus Christ whose life, influenced the mankind most.Merry Christmas is representation of love of peace.In this specific day santa love to distribute toys and choclate in kids.people are sending funny christmas messages to 
there friends and tell wishs.Here we collected the best and beautiful funny christmas messages for whatsapp ,facebook ,and google plus because there are the popular social media networks .we can wish our friends through whatsapp ,facebook ,and google plus.scroll down and see the our best collection of funny christmas messages for whatsapp ,facebook ,and google plus.

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Christmas is not only for praying and praising
But for drinking and messing around also
Merry Christmas

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Please allow Jesus to Come and
Bless people in Church on Christmas,
If he sees you there he may not.
So come here and have party with me
Merry Christmas to you

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I have Kept some photos in my home
So come here instead of Church
you can drink and pray,
And no more boring speach from the priest
Merry Christmas and Happy New year
Santa Claus has come to town,
So all you children sing aloud!
Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho Ho!

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May Santa and his elves bring you bundles of joy
 and the Yuletide cheer!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 
to you and to your family!

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Man will live for ever
Because of Christmas
(Because of Christmas Day drinking)
Merry Christmas to you

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Christmas is the day for blessings and love
So let us do not overload priest
Celebrate the Christmas here with party
Merry Christmas to you

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I would say all I want for Christmas is YOU,
But I really would love a new credit card as well!

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I know your family is dysfunctional.
Still, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, 
a deeply religious time that each of us 
observes in his own way,
by going to the mall of his choice. 
~ Anon

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When we were children we were grateful to those
 who filled our stockings at Christmas time.
Why are we not grateful to God for filling our
 stockings with legs? 
~ G.K. Chesterton

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Christmas is for priest, He rejoices
Again and again while delivering the speech
To helpless Church crowd.
(Father, forgive them, for they do not know 
what they are doing)
So let us celebrate the Christmas here
Merry Christmas to you

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Christmas is truly full of wonders.
It makes all of my savings disappear!
That is the Christmas magic
Merry Christmas

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Christmas is a time when you get homesick 
- even when you’re home. 
~ Carol Nelson

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Do give books - religious or otherwise
 - for Christmas. 
They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and 
permanently personal.” 
~ Lenore Hershey

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Christmas makes me feel nervous and threatened 
because I will be seeing again my godchildren.

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They say Christmas is a time for smiles.
How can I smile if my wallet has ran out of cash?

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. 
~ Larry Wilde

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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child 
something useful for Christmas. 
~ Kin Hubbard

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Before, children are the carolers.
Nowadays, I wonder why streets are
 field with adult carolers.

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Mother gives coins to children carolers, and
 gives bills to adult ones.
Why is that so?
Isn’t it Christmas is for children?

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Christmas, they say as an occasion, divides itself in two parts.
 The one is the divine part and other, the wine part. However, the real spirit 
and fun solely depends on what you fancy more. May you have a wonderful Christmas.

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Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you’re home. 
~ Carol Nelson

# funny christmas messages for whatsapp ,facebook ,and google plus.
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Do give books - religious or otherwise - for Christmas. 
They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.” 
~ Lenore Hershey

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it's 25th December! May God bless you and your loved ones the whole year round! 
Have a Joyous Christmas!

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The one thing that no one wants to find in the stocking on the Christmas morning,
 is a key to their own car. Spread the fun and spirit. Merry Christmas.

# funny christmas messages for whatsapp ,facebook ,and google plus.
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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, 
a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his own way,
by going to the mall of his choice. 
~ Anon

# funny christmas messages for whatsapp ,facebook ,and google plus.
decorative christmas divider
When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time.
Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs? 
~ G.K. Chesterton

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Your smile is contagious, pass it on to everyone around. 
Make everyone happy all along! Merry Christmas!

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If you wake up tomorrow morning and find no gifts from Santa,
 do not assume that he fails to exist. In fact that shall truly prove 
Santa's existence, because I have wished for your wish list as my gift.
 Merry Christmas.

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. 
~ Larry Wilde

# funny christmas messages for whatsapp ,facebook ,and google plus.
decorative christmas divider
Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. 
~ Kin Hubbard

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May on this Christmas
Glow of prosperity and joy of Happiness
Fill in you body along with Christmas wine
Merry Christmas to you

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Let us rejoice and enjoy
Has lord has given this day
to drink as much you want
Happy Christmas

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Do not expect Santa
They all are Drunk and flat
Merry Christmas without gifts

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If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, 
then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet 
friend like you. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!

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hristmas is the festival of love and spirit
So let us drink the spirit to feel love
Merry Christmas to You

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I am wishing you Christmas wishes around you.
Have two drinks and look
Merry Christmas

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You are all that I want this Christmas! No actually,
 I wouldn't mind a car, diamonds and some cash too!

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Christmas waves a magic wand over this world,
 and all your cash suddenly disappears!

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Hasn't Santa ever heard of Diet Coke and the treadmill?

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Is it legal for a obese man to ride on reindeer's? Is PETA listening?

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Christmas shopping is awesome,
 only when it is for you.

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I hate Santa! He reminds me of the
 men who come for 10 minutes,
 do their thing and disappear for the 
remaining 364 days!