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 christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
 christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
 christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.” – Shirley Temple

christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”  – Dave Barry

christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” ? George Carlin

 christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.” – Bernard Manning

christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”  – Garrison Keillor

christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.” ? Jay Leno

 christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.” – Victor Borge

 christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
Christmas in Bethlehem. The ancient dream: a cold, clear night made brilliant by a glorious star, the smell of incense, shepherds and wise men falling to their knees in adoration of the sweet baby, the incarnation of perfect love. ~Lucinda Franks

 christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends. ~Margaret Thatcher

 christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
The universal joy of Christmas is certainly wonderful. We ring the bells when princes are born, or toll a mournful dirge when great men pass away. Nations have their red-letter days, their carnivals and festivals, but once in the year and only once, the whole world stands still to celebrate the advent of a life. ~Author Unknown

 christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. ~Kin Hubbard

 christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. ~Jay Leno

 christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
Like snowflakes, my Christmas memories gather and dance — each beautiful, unique and too soon gone. ~Deborah Whipp

 christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
Were I a philosopher, I should write a philosophy of toys, showing that nothing else in life need to be taken seriously, and that Christmas Day in the company of children is one of the few occasions on which men become entirely alive. ~Robert Lynd

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The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. ~Andy Rooney

 christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money. ~Author Unknown

 christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
I can understand people simply fleeing the mountainous effort Christmas has become... but there are always a few saving graces and finally they make up for all the bother and distress. ~May Sarton

 christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
"It came without ribbons! It came without tags! It came without packages, boxes or bags!... Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before! "Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more!" ~Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

 christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs? ~G.K. Chesterton

 christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas. ~Peg Bracken

 christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time. ~Laura Ingalls Wilder

 christmas quotes funny for friends and family members
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly. ~Andy Rooney