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funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
Firstly i want to say a very happy and prosperous merry Christmas to all of you.Christmas is the biggest festival in all over the world.Christmas is considered as the birthday of Jesus Christ whose life, influenced the mankind most.Merry Christmas is representation of love of peace.In this specific day Santa love to distribute toys and chocolate in kids.people are updating merry Christmas pics and tell wishes.Here we collected the best and beautiful funny christmas quotes for friends and family members . we can share on whatsapp | Facebook | Google plus because there are the popular social media networks .we can wish our friends through whatsapp ,facebook ,and Google plus.scroll down and see the our best collection of  funny christmas quotes for friends and family members .

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 funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
 funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.” – Victor Borge

 funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”  – Garrison Keillor

funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”  – Dave Barry

funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” ? George Carlin

funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.” ? Jay Leno

funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
Christmas is a bridge. We need bridges as the river of time flows past. Today's Christmas should mean creating happy hours for tomorrow and reliving those of yesterday. 
- Gladys Tabor

funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.” – Bernard Manning

funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.” – Shirley Temple

funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
Which Christmas is the most vivid to me? It's always the next Christmas. ~Joanne Woodward

funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect. ~Oren Arnold

funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age. ~Terri Guillemets

funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.  ~P.J. O'Rourke, Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People

funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. ~Joan Rivers

funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. ~Robert Kirby

funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world. ~Author Unknown

funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread the rush, the long Christmas lists for gifts and cards to be bought and given — when Christmas Day comes there is still the same warm feeling we had as children, the same warmth that enfolds our hearts and our homes. ~Joan Winmill Brown

funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
I do like Christmas on the whole.... In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and Goodwill. But it is clumsier every year. ~E.M. Forster


funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. ~Author Unknown

funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts. ~Janice Maeditere

funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen. ~Author unknown, attributed to a 7-year-old named Bobby

funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.  ~Washington Irving

funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves. ~Eric Sevareid

funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. ~Burton Hillis

funny christmas quotes for friends and family members
Very gay they were with snow and sleigh-bells, holly-boughs, and garlands, below, and Christmas sunshine in the winter sky above. All faces shone, all voices had a cheery ring, and everybody stepped briskly on errands of good-will. ~Louisa May Alcott, "Seamstress," Work: A Story of Experience, 1873